Life of the Mind
My dad was a noble man. He refused to leave behind his possessions in the wake of disaster, and after an accident on the highway once, he stayed in his car as it was towed to the repair shop.
Ryan Mazer
Ryan Mazer’s work has previously appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Opium Magazine, and Yankee Pot Roast. However, he recently graduated from the University of Alabama with a degree in film production. His self-esteem flutters exhaustively, and most of his time is spent napping. This is of no help to his self-esteem.