Watermelon Boyfriend, HaHa Lounge, ’94
Fran looks to her people, then back to the watermelon. Slowly, as their faces and bellies recover, she brings the microphone up to her mouth.
Robin Zlotnick
Robin Zlotnick is a writer, editor, and fledgling potter who lives in New England with her husband and the most perfect dog in the world. She has fiction published in places like X-R-A-Y, Peach Mag, and After the Pause, and she has humor published in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. You can check out her work at robinzlotnick.com.