Ampydoo Cartoon #31
A bassinet cartoon by Alan Michael Parker.
Little Rock Suicide Girl
If you ain’t never done it, here’s what happens when you panic-stomp the brakes on a fully loaded big truck.
Love is Iraq
Jerry Seinfeld once said that if dating is like a game of paintball, then marriage is Iraq. Your husband laughed too hard at this joke for it to be funny to you anymore.
Ampydoo Cartoon #30
A trophy cartoon by Alan Michael Parker.
The Fibonacci Grawlix (or: Bullshit Repellant)
You keep your mouth shut. You swallow the words you want to say. They taste like soap going down.
Selected User Comments From the Lowest-Rated “Take a Step Back/Tuning” on the Grateful Dead’s Message Board
A humble request to alleviate overcrowding at the front of the stage descends into dark cosmic chaos.
Hometel: A Poem by Nicole Tallman
Small children sometimes understand truths better than adults do
Ampydoo Cartoon #29
A pizza cartoon by Alan Michael Parker.
A Night in October
Helen stood at the kitchen sink, hands soaking in tepid dishwater.
Ampydoo Cartoon #28
A frog cartoon from Alan Michael Parker.