The Unexpected Poetry of NextDoor Digest

Sign that says HELLO NEIGHBOR COME ON IN
Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

Problems get handled
I for one feel very grateful
the foxes have come.
They are in great condition.
They are always huge, and
very, very bright.

 

Where would it run to?
Does anyone know how
to get rid of a couch?
I’ve tried to shoo it away.
Do repellents work?
FREE couch!
It could be totally wild.

 

The trolls have raised their heads
There’s an angel in the sky
She is able to read
the yada, yada, yada.
There are so many
ridiculous signs.

 

He just doesn’t take no
This guy thinks he can
have anything
he wants.
Free toddler crayons
Free worn wool socks
Free maps of Spain

 

Light always follows darkness
We all did daring things as kids.
I purchased blinds.
I didn’t like them at all.
Who raises such wild
and crazy people?

 

Serious cat question
Lost Cat?
Is this your cat??
Whose cat is this?
Do you know this cat?
Why do cats hate me?
Honestly, they just want people
to ask questions.

 

A stranger in the house
My dog is planning
furtive festivities
I have a German Shepherd.
I seem to hear him every night.
Looking for someone
to translate.

 

Did someone take him in?
My son is in desperate need
of Frankenstein
He can be scary.
He can be sweet.
He always rings the doorbell.

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