Keyword Haiku

An archive of haiku we formed by mashing together keyword searches leading to identitytheory.com from late 2002 to early 2003.

Each line of each poem represents a unique search.

4-6-03

elizabeth smart tortured sex
is elizabeth smart pregnant?
don't let it bring you down, neil young

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why do people follow buddha?
does the christian identity smuggle cigarettes?
who is the little man called buddha?

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where is the video of jesus being crucified?
public restrooms in ancient rome

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pope's theory on homosexuality:
nice thong

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genocides in 1990s
when we sobered up from our patriotic spree
is avenging crime the aim of government?

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naked woman cake
she has pms
dealing with adultery

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how do you tell a story from a deaf man's point of view?
how can i read people's mannerisms?
teach me how to knit online

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Etc.:

the strength of god

microwave weeding

i am plus size and short

greyhound asshole driver

what can you see on the front of a woman that can be seen at the back of a cow....

to avoid what is strong, attack what is weak

is making fun of people a form of admiration?

european graduate school crap

i am secretly an important man jesse

the probable impossible is better than the improbable possible

look, it's either me or them. you're gettin fucked one way or the other

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3-23-03

patty keene was stupid
i want to fuck elizabeth smart
elizabeth smart's fat

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romanian street bitch in italy
looking down her blouse
battle of the boobs

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elizabeth smart was sex
she placed the knife on her sisters tummy
she'll slap your face

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christopher hitchens is an idiot
kofi annan sucks
fear is needed to have power

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scene of suffering
77,000 body bags
for every military person killed, how many civilians will die

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nude pictures of elizabeth smart
rock saddam hussein's ass

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fuck elizabeth smart
here are some pictures me nude
drunkenness would be the supremely valid

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sexual characteristics of german shepherds
car wash hoes
kiss a mexican elvis

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it's always 3 o clock in the morning
gotta get drunk
grocer jack don't come back oh no

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why male vanity?
where did the title mr. president come from?
dumb and greedy bowels

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elizabeth smart in porn
is elizabeth smart pregnant
sorry bout your daughter

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pictures of people on hallucinogens
serve acute respiratory syndrome
kurt cobain songwriting method

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Etc.:

what is nothing?
dixie chicks picture with hussein
photos of asses of evil
buy brad pitt s jacket from fight club
taco in one bite
black women breastfeeding pictures
elizabeth smart fat weight found -diet -nutrition

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3-16-03

Note: About 1000 people found Identity Theory using searches related to Elizabeth Smart this week. So it only seemed proper to make all the haiku about those searches...A fitting snapshot of the national mindset. Or something.

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elizabeth smart kidnapped god
elizabeth smart is so pretty
bush staged press conference

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smart god wife elizabeth
god does not like you
looking at my exposed navel

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elizabeth smart is pretty
elizabeth smart is rich
fuck elizabeth smart

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zen emptiness--
elizabeth smart in veil
being sad

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einstein's last interview
the beautiful elizabeth smart
jewish irony

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elizabeth smart,
what did nose rings represent in different cultures?
can u help me find out how tupac died?

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elizabeth smart pictures
free chick porn pictures to copy off from my computer
pregnant doberman pinschers pictures

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elizabeth smart syndrome:
girl has me hypnotized like that biggie guy
i want to buy some swords

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elizabeth smart haiku
wesley snipes poems
homoerotic rock songs

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elizabeth smart gymnastics
sex furniture
nothing more precious than jesus

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jessica rowland--
excuse me, jessica sex--
rape elizabeth smart

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elizabeth smart red pajamas
elizabeth smart naked pictures
burn yeah burn

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wesley snipes bedroom photos
elizabeth smart sex pictures
elizabeth smart possibly pregnant

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church of elizabeth smart
cow woman
nude girl in wheelchairs

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Etc.:

used zen pants
desserts in vietnam
red carpet tits
when jesse came across the sea
my cat attacks me
asses of evil t-shirt
cyber haiku
donna tartt dog
what i've learned about dating
what kinds of cookies does nabisco sell
whipped ass
channel 70 bronxnet cable
essentially we re talking about fluid exchange
we now inhabit david harvey

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3-10-03

are prisons a failure?
narrative therapy sucks
(fictional stories written by rappers)

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sartre and god
remember me as a good thing
lousy with greatness

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do twinkies make you fat?
what has happened to christopher hitchens?
bitch factor

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brianne schiebler
fattest woman in the world
plus size cutie

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why do women moan?
horny housewife fantasies
sex in the kitchen

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richard ford calling
transsexual jews
something about the ocean

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eric spellman
buy a fucking sailboat
girl's ideal man

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susannah breslin tall
stripper gets fucked
buck naked brazil

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puppy fucking
granddaddy incest
things i will do for love

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i got gypped
after surgery of intersexed genital photos
you are a masshole

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who is nelson mandela's mother?
blythe zava
wears too much makeup

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wise adage:
to know we can die is to be dead already;
we are anguish

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make your own:

ultimate spinach
marlon brando weight
boston stuff magazine birnbaum
new wave clothes
the fat girl by andre dubus
ask google how he feels about people downloading music
dating a stripper soggy g-strings
websites where rich people go
harvard class of 1909
sweat of the alps
how the who named baba o reilly?
fat women wearing pumps
bong aluminum can
ethan fucking canin
bull whipped ass

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3-3-03

fortitude valley prostitute
tim is a woman
punch her crotch

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bill o reilly is an ass
naked in the pool
passing flu thru intercourse

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chocolate tasters career openings
fat girl horror

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the committee for the liberation of iraq
(heads of state pygmies)
mispronounced ocala

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why are women such bitches?
i has sex with my sister
boxing's been good to me howard

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movie scripts pentagon supports:
obese medical
gay nazarenes

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how to manipulate someone into giving you what you want?
jay leno masturbate guest

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a woman is like
the alphabet for the death people,
pictures that are boring

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matt borondy the jew,
find me a latin word for life on earth
porn star real names

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how to spell alyssa in sanskrit
funny lady it's gonna be a great day
buckley white niggaz
kurt cobain boy scout
pornographic priestess
theory of cheerleading
how to make jujyfruits
how to be as slim as sarah jessica parker
rex grossman naked

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2-24-03

all women do is bitch and moan
i heartily accept the motto
"to oppose something is to maintain it"

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george washington and his cheery tree
tiffany town hottie blow job
brad pitt's penis
amazing sex story

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cinnamon love
i want a date
bitch tits rule

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dog people porn
horse girl sex
the untold lie

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what is a family in the western culture?
woman strangles man

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what is the meaning of the universe?
no one lives forever naked

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exact lines to say to make her kiss you:
"the corrections is the most overrated novel of the year"
"what kind of tourist are you?"

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fat art biggie cartoons:
young boys playing doctor
guys spanked in locker room

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reasons for suffrage in wyoming
naked girls body glitter
beaver banging

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mix and match

dropping out of college
what is political violence
families of dead astronauts
how to deal with low self-esteem
funniest nigger jokes
how to attack a fire
elephant as buddha
infected hangnail
evil is done by oneself
boulder in my emails
cool ass demos to download and play
german nude baths with casinos

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2-17-03

there are 390000
women into animal (fetich)
not all women are bitches

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globalization creates identity
the worst thing about england
passive effeminate guys

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the old man fuck the girl
two great dane fucked nude wife
y do people cheat on each others

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what did sartre mean when he said we are condemned to be free?
ashcroft lost to a dead guy
powell plagiarized speech

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i heard mom moaning and
horse fucking woman
my father sits in the dark

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beware my wings
lustful amy
what kind of juice cleans penis better?

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howard zinn transsexual
bukkake tragedy
sex with dead bodies

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the first girl i fucked tales
what is sex and shoes me how to have sex
www.people how show sex

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dog constipated
alphabet puppy
look bitch, you knew i was a snake

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howard zinn is wrong
christopher hitchens living proof
rock saddam hussein s ass

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mixandmatch:

zen retard
why being fat makes you angry
we all walk the long road
housing at the time of jesus
things to do with love
is it okay for the government to lie?
dirty south divas play wit it listen
cow with one eye
meaning nothing universe zen
working conditions in porn industry
the great gatsby movie on cox cable
communist cow theory
all star cheerleading red devils from old bridge
ashcroft religious fanatic

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2-9-03

my wife is a cow
she got pudgy
kissing ass

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from the zen kitchen to enlightenment:
after drinking wheatgrass
i want to be a stripper

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how does the porn industry work?
andrea barrett sucks warren wilson
you've touched her perfect body with your mind

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samurai sex slave
get out of your box
you are a pussy

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overnourished people in america
qualify to run for president
royal bastards

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lessons in wifely submission
my great dane force fucked me
the things we do for love

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tit pump
handjob skill
i was on oprah

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christian girls make up
whore pomes
buddha goes to hell

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christopher rice is gay
terence-trent gay
boys feeding ducks at the pond

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drugs conflict between two niggaz
(drug dealers due to financial problems)
who can deny that america is the shit?

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i twist when i do my back hand spring
play me music, tupac

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advantages of using long term debt:
getting a stripper to date you

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jewish guys at datek
smell bad heal good

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some leftovers:

mom boy wearing bra
crossdressing movies critic
mexicans hate puerto ricans
bukkake protein nutritional information
real scientific mermaids
porn on job safety
how to kidnap a tourist
fast or slow pushups for building power
the secret of cartwheels
nude people creating alphabet
donna tartt graduated high school
picture of long john silvers employee
interesting facts about ray charles the black and blind singer
how many people die from bombs

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2-2-03

tina fey lost a lot of weight
her breasts were growing
is tina fey jewish?

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photograph of sad woman
transsexual in italy
doin pull ups

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drunk hoes on the street
girls in bikinis washing cars
torture my penis

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why are women such bitches?
i'm not a bitch
want to buy gold teeth?

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why does ozzy stutter?
porn and low self esteem
very little sex

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big ass pit bulls
listening to sex sounds
make bullshit art

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where can i see information on GOD?
us government treatment of native americans
shock and awe plan

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barbara streisand threatens to leave country
her virginia was spread

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stories in third person about basketball
teddy dupay the exile

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reading with one eye closed:
fatburger nutritional facts,
penis quiz

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is it possible now to go shopping for identity?
do mermaids have sex?
where can i get free copies of the jesus movie?

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fucking communist mandela
spanked by matt
matt borondy the jew

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and you can make your own with these leftovers:

susannah breslin bukkake
boys snapping off the bra straps of girls
passion before midnight
rex grossman naked
longest time without blinking
welcome to tampa home of the raymond james
amazing zen power
hitler's plan to bomb new york city
zen porn
satanic bloodlines
pictures of boring oregon
robert frost marijuana
waitress image
how to get a woman to moan
nobody knows sherwood anderson
does love equal marriage
blood donation poetry

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9-14-02: Variations

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My whole life has been spent in the pursuit of Instant Gratification
Touch me in the morning

2.

men with boobs
the worlds wobbliest boobs
snapping bra

3.

Bush sucks
EVIL ELEPHANT
Cowboy mafia

4.

Who married Sandy Koufax?
jill arrington
very sexy

5.

being sad
she lives in brookline
a sex kaliedoscope

6.

september 11th horrific photographs
islam bad
fighting fire with fire in religion

7.

eddie vedder divorced
hypocrisy in marriage
little sex
romantic marriage absurd

8.

Theory of Maternal Identity
Women are bitches
Don't let it bring you down

9.

proving unfit parents
woman strangles man
What a bitch!

10.


god's alphabet
zen words
the perfect language

11.

james dean car crash images
september 11th video dead bodies
lovely bones main theme

12.

What is the song Three Libras about?
Population change in Watsonville because of Mexicans
looking for a lost dog

13.

boyfriend naked
alphabet shower
looking for rainforest.com

14.

sexy business cards
sex power slide shows
Nazi visual art

15.

American identity and patriotism
our great war is a spiritual war
washing t-shirt instructions

16.


tao produces all things
identity AND culture shock
humidity and body aches
scientific method and salad dressing

17.

dead bodies in lake tahoe
cambodia stories rape torture
effect of heredity and environment on human nature

18.

visual rightness theory
japanese pro wrestling photography
MONICA PORN

19.

rich kids heirs heiresses
Elizabeth Smart pretty
the great mom theory

20.

tupac sex conviction
pictures of stripper guy
droppin science

21.

what is the name of the black man in the film Top Gun?
homosexual james baldwin

22.

airwaves belong to the people
John Ashcroft
sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

23.

pink floyd syndrome
you know floor collapsing
zen definition of wise mind

24.

rex grossman crying defeat miami
definition of tragedy

25.

Chestnut Lodge Psychiatric Ward
the origin of the woodpecker

26.

Princess Diana shoe size
lucky number four

27.

what is the meaning of alpha delta pi
sex mom son

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bukkake ninjas
surviving desire

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