The Thing Is: A Poem by Rachel Andelman
Being pretty is one thing.
Rachel Jane Andelman is a writer, performer, and instructor active in the Boston area. Her writing has appeared in PANK Magazine, Points in Case, Funny-ish, McSweeney's, and more. She teaches classes at ImprovBoston and is a member of Union Comedy house teams, and has performed improv comedy across the country with Magic: The Gathering: The Show. She publishes essays on her Medium page, comic strips on her Patreon, streams every Wednesday night on Twitch channel 2MBStudios, and is currently working on a fantasy-romance anthology. Her favorite joke is, "I like Cronenberg's The Fly because it's a feature and a bug." Find her on twitter at @rajandelman.
Being pretty is one thing.