We get thousands of author-related queries on Google because of our author interviews. We also get more searches about dating a stripper than we can fathom due to an ancient article by Greg Bruns called "So you want to date a stripper?"
So, I thought, why not make haiku combining these searches?
Each line in the following poems comes from a recent Google request.
1.
what a stripper wants:
jonathan safran foer,
black cock vigor gin
2.
hitchens called princess
trying to find a stripper
she was almost there
3.
dating a stripper
unhappy man coming home
writing like nick flynn
4.
rick moody married
homeless girl in forest park--
don't date a stripper
5.
russell banks, darling,
i got a stripper's number--
losing my cherry
6.
you drove right passed me
trying to find a stripper,
susannah breslin
7.
stephen elliott
we're going to disney world
you are a stripper