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Keyword Haiku

Haiku formed by keyword searches leading to identity theory

by Matt Borondy

3-16-03

Note: About 1000 people found Identity Theory using searches related to Elizabeth Smart this week. So it only seemed proper to make all the haiku about those searches...A fitting snapshot of the national mindset. Or something.

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elizabeth smart kidnapped god
elizabeth smart is so pretty
bush staged press conference

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smart god wife elizabeth
god does not like you
looking at my exposed navel

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elizabeth smart is pretty
elizabeth smart is rich
fuck elizabeth smart

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zen emptiness--
elizabeth smart in veil
being sad

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einstein's last interview
the beautiful elizabeth smart
jewish irony

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elizabeth smart,
what did nose rings represent in different cultures?
can u help me find out how tupac died?

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elizabeth smart pictures
free chick porn pictures to copy off from my computer
pregnant doberman pinschers pictures

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elizabeth smart syndrome:
girl has me hypnotized like that biggie guy
i want to buy some swords

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elizabeth smart haiku
wesley snipes poems
homoerotic rock songs

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elizabeth smart gymnastics
sex furniture
nothing more precious than jesus

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jessica rowland--
excuse me, jessica sex--
rape elizabeth smart

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elizabeth smart red pajamas
elizabeth smart naked pictures
burn yeah burn

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wesley snipes bedroom photos
elizabeth smart sex pictures
elizabeth smart possibly pregnant

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church of elizabeth smart
cow woman
nude girl in wheelchairs

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Etc.:


used zen pants
desserts in vietnam
red carpet tits
when jesse came across the sea
my cat attacks me
asses of evil t-shirt
cyber haiku
donna tartt dog
what i've learned about dating
what kinds of cookies does nabisco sell
whipped ass
channel 70 bronxnet cable
essentially we re talking about fluid exchange
we now inhabit david harvey

 

2531 search terms found identity theory in the past week. Most common: "elizabeth smart"

 

Matt Borondy is the editor of Identity Theory. You can contact him at m@identitytheory.com.


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