“Given my extensive self-imposed required reading list and my voracious appetite for the printed page…” –February 8, 2003

Given my extensive self-imposed required reading list and my voracious appetite for the printed page (and its cyber iterations), I am constantly worrying myself about the relevance, the meaning, and the import of all the typography that passes before my eyes. I recently recalled a hilarious op-ed piece that speechwriter Mark Katz wrote for the NYT called “Inside the Media Media”:

But Jed Stinger also had a new project in mind: a big think piece about the media’s fascination with the media. As an investigative media journalist, he had long been fascinated by the subject. Why are the media fascinated with the media? When did the media’s fascination with the media begin? Is the media’s coverage of the media’s fascination with the media affected by the fascination itself? Each question was more fascinating than the next…His angle was innovative as well: tracing the origins of Jed Singer’s fascination with the media’s fascination with the media. Stinger knew this was the piece that only he could write…Stinger’s rise had been well documented. In November he had operated the deep fryer at the NBC commissary but he had found quick notoriety with a posting on www.msnbc/messengerboard/media exposing the rank hypocrisy of Tom Brokaw. Brokaw, Stinger revealed, still enjoyed a daily dose of onion rings despite bragging about his devotion to the Atkins diet on Conan O’Brien. This story was the big headline on mediabigcheese.com for nine hours straight, establishing Stinger as the media darling he is today.

I must have some deficit in taste or values that, for instance, brings me back to Tina Brown’s clever chatterings, natterings or whatever you call her offerings on the new economically modeled Salon (the clever woman also has the same piece published in the Times of London, though in Britain, Jack Welch was identified as “the celebrated CEO”)

I peeked in, with great self-loathing, on Feb. 5 to peruse Tina’s (I guess I can call her Tina) verbal soupcon on Liz Smith’s birthday party. Here’s her lead graf:

Jack Welch said to me the other night that he loved living at the top of the Trump Building because every time he looked out the window at night and saw the lights of Manhattan, "I felt I had the world by the ass."

Though it may be too early to tell, reading this self-aggrandizing prattle might have put me on the road to recovery. At least, in this instance, I didn’t care to read further. To anyone suggesting that it was unfair to judge a thousand words by the first forty-four, I offer Will Self’s rejoinder in another context. “Did Tina Brown’s words suddenly turn into Tolstoi at the fiftieth word?” And yet something akin to what Katz was parodying above has a hold on me. On the face of it, some of the stories and snippets I dwell on, away from the tomes I prefer to haunt, do have some magnetic component. The Sonny Mehta-Gary Fisketjon smoking imbroglio at the new Bertelsmann bunker on Broadway, the issue of how many times Michiko Kakatuni employed the word ‘limn’, what Jonathan Franzen does or doesn’t do with his money, which young authors are using television coaches—these have some moths-to-a-flame appeal.

I had never heard of Debra Triesman, the former deputy to now-former New Yorker fiction editor Bill Buford, who is now the fiction editor, until I spoke with young Gabe Hudson, whose genuflections credited Triesman with his publication in that year’s Debut Fiction issue. When I heard of Buford’s planned departure, I offered myself up for the vacated position to editor David Remnick. I received neither response nor acknowledgment. My next encounter with the Triesman name was her profile in the NYT and then John Warner’s nifty piece in The Morning News regarding her (at least) impolitic remarks about the New Yorker fiction slush pile in her Book magazine interview.

I thought Warner’s piece was dead on.

As it seems, did a lot of people, judging from responses at Readerville and MobyLives.com. I also wrote to Warner, preferring the calm luxury of one-on-one correspondence:

Dear Sen. John Warner:

It would seem necessary that every once in a while the New Yorker‘s editors be reminded of their responsibilities to various cultural communities. I guess it’s to young Ms.Treisman’s credit that you got her attention and that she responded.

Care to venture a guess as to why she didn’t respond directly to you at The Morning News?


Robert Birnbaum

And then this (I am not reproducing Warner’s part because we were communicating within the ease and comfort of privacy. The unadulterated correspondence will appear in my memoir, That’s Life):


Since full disclosure became a fetish (though I cannot remember when) I should say that I sent editor Remnick a letter declaring my availability for the position (knowing full well the odds were that they were not going to go outside the clan for this one). No response, no acknowledgment. That’s bad form but pretty much standard operating procedure in the nasty business of magazine publishing.

My feelings about the New Yorker are that the magazine has an existence beyond whomever its current starting lineup is. And to us outsiders—which is a curious way to designate readers—we are free of the various distractions that are involved in the thing we end up holding in our hands every week. As a (former) publisher I recall coming across the quote about two things you wouldn’t want to see being made: sausages and legislation. I added magazine publishing to that.

That’s a way of saying that since the magazine holds such a big space in the English language literary culture that we have great expectations of its functionaries. To be sure, they are good, but being born of woman and breathing in our atmosphere, that still qualifies them as mammals. Thus they will exhibit a statistically ordinary grouping of louts, reptiles (so much for qualifying as mammals) and rodents, saints and whatever else. I would not be expecting extraordinary exemplary behavior or any greater degree of moral enlightenment. Or taste.

And who cares, after all, about what the New Yorker‘s slush pile (by the way, was the figure 50,000 submissions a year? I don’t believe it.) policy is? You know, of course. Writers. Those damn pesky writers. Hardly a powerful constituency—which is the greatest of ironies—in the publishing and filmmaking industries. And why do they (we) care? Beyond the obvious, I am not sure why. Every time I see a John Updike story in the magazine (would that be about 6 times a year?), I really, honestly wonder what they could be thinking. I would find it difficult to imagine an editor saying, "This is the best story available at this moment." And anyway, would that be an acceptable type of answer? Hey, there may not be an acceptable answer. Actually, I think a lot of dissonance and arbitrariness is built in the business of publishing fiction. Which is why writers live lives of ordeal by cruelty—but maybe no more so than the rest of humanity.

Ultimately, one would hope that editorial positions are filled by decent human beings and not a plague of short-fingered vulgarians…


Robert Birnbaum

Much thought was directed toward the slush-pile issue as the correspondence continued to pile up at various sites. Some of it self-serving (from slush-pile contributors) and some embittered (I’m not going to ferret out those motives) but it did reinforce the sense that the New Yorker means something special and important. What other magazine would garner such heated responses? I think that must be a good thing.

Now the Ann Godoff decapitation saga at Random House seems to me not to be much of a story although there was copious hand wringing and ululating from all quarters of the book tribe. There appears to be a happy ending here (dare, I venture that, "There are no happy endings in the book business") as the highly regarded Miss Ann ended up at Penguin Putnam though New York magazine’s Michael Wolff will take your wager that she will not last there. In my world, there was nothing unusual here, another corporate court intrigue (Wolff again, "There was, too, the nasty way the Germans [don’t they ever learn?] expunged the respected and serious (if a bit of a cold fish) Godoff, denouncing her high-minded low margins before she got out the door!") and an understandable grand operatic response from whomever includes themselves in the book nation’s constituency. And also, of course, an occasion for “writerly type persons” like Wolff to make hay:

But Why, for God’s sake, would anyone want to work in the book business, anyway? What’s wrong with them?…I mean, books suck. Most books are dopier than television or movies or even advertising (many books tend to be just collateral promotions or the lesser offspring of dopey television, movies, and advertising). … Books may be the true lowest-common-denominator medium…What’s more, in the book business, you have to work in really deadening conditions. A modern publishing house provides as congenial an atmosphere as an insurance company. Right now, as Bertelsmann gets ready to move Random House into a new building, facilities functionaries are measuring off ticky-tacky offices…Then, on top of doing embarrassing, often even humiliating work in enervating, soul-destroying circumstances, you don’t get paid any money. Book publishing is a liberalish, feminist redoubt, but in some kind of retrograde inversion, the economic model requires that women, mostly, do the job because they have husbands to support them (young women, and the odd few young men, who end up in book publishing tend to have their parents supporting them)…

Thumbing through the inestimable John D’Agata’s The Next American Essay from the insufficiently esteemed Graywolf Press, I chanced to encounter Joan Didion’s The White Album, which famously begins, “We tell stories to live.” I’d like to think that my lurching and clumsy contact with the products rolling out of the relentless assembly line of the Narrative factory has some great meaning, some aspect of a grab for sustenance implicit in Didion’s claim. That is why I read and that is what I care about. Too many times, I have to sample before I can discard stories like some of the above mentioned.

What could that mean?

Suburban Nicaragua (1989)
by Red Diaz

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